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Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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vvhiteheaven:

my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet

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swedishpapa:

when u and ur friends hate the same people 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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