Married life with Ellen and Portia.
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visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor
my favourite part about the 1800’s is none of you were born yet
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when u and ur friends hate the same people
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first